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- Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday - unknown
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together - John Lennon
- Logic is the anatomy of thought - Locke
- Architecture is frozen music - Goethe
- Guilt has very quick ears to an accusation - Fielding
- I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job - Roseanne
- I've learned that children and grandparents are natural allies.
- I am not young enough to know everything.
- James M. Barrie
- Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
- If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do you get Teflon to stick to a pan?
- Every man over forty is a scoundrel - George Bernard Shaw
- I think-therefore I'm single - Lizz Winstead
- I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on - Roseanne
- He tricked me into marrying him. He told me he was pregnant - Carol Leifer
- A drowning man is not troubled by rain - Persian Proverb
- A drink precedes a story - Irish Proverb
- Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is - unknown
- America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between - Oscar Wilde
- Every man I meet is in some way my superior - Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Opportunity - In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity - Albert Einstein
- You can't get to the top by sitting on your bottom
- You are richer today if you have laughed, given or forgiven
- Without risk there is no opportunity for gain
- In dog years, I'm dead
- Unknown
- To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am - Bernard M. Baruch
- If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
- Unknown
- If I were younger, I'd know more
- James Barrie
- The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age - Lucille Ball
- Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools - Napoleon
- Due to financial problems, the light at the end of the tunnel will be shut down until further notice.
- The difference between a rose and a weed is perception
- Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools - Napoleon
- The difference between a rose and a weed is perception
- Laughter is medicine for the soul
- The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it - Jackie Gleason
- One thing you can't recycle is wasted time - Anon
- Reality can be beaten with enough imagination - Anon
- The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going - Anon
- Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice - Anon
- Necessity is the mother of invention - - Anon.
- The price of greatness is responsibility - Sir Winston Churchill
- It's kind of fun to do the impossible - Walt Disney
- I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that don’t work - Thomas Alva Edison
- How nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
- Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us
- Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed
- We cannot change the direction of the wind... but
we can adjust our sails
- Dogs have owners. Cats have staff
- If not for STRESS I'd have no energy at all
- Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once
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